Drew: It's not so much graded on a curve, as on a scythe.
--3.2 The Bricklayer
The problem with being a high school student is that you have classes. And homework. The problem with being a high school student in Solomon is... that you're likely to die before graduation, actually. But the other problem with being a high school student in Solomon is that you get homework with creepy double meanings.
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