Nerf Herder's theme song, with flash-images of the following (text shown on the screen in italics):
Slaying Solomon
Sam and her father working on a car together.
Sam and Hartsdale poring over books together.
Russell with red eyes, snarling.
Sam, Erik and Drew holding crossbows. Sam kicks down the door of the Paradise Theater, glass shatters in slo-mo.
Starring Katie Smith
Sam with shotgun pointed at Britta.
Sam in judo-gi, throwing a big, beefy stuntman (also dressed for judo class) over her shoulder.
Sam in the cemetery, driving a stake into a vampire's chest.
Ilan Mitchell-Smith
A vampire collapsing to reveal Drew standing triumphantly behind him with defibrillator paddles.
Britta, with "game face" holding Drew by the neck.
Drew in laser tag gear, looking around nervously.
Karl Urban
Erik siting at a table in the Sacred Grounds, sketching.
Erik hunched over the steering wheel of his jeep grinning while, beside him, Joshua hangs on for dear life.
Erik brandishing his two-handed sword over his shoulder.
Katie Holmes
Tori sprawled out on her bed talking on the phone, looking very cute.
Tori standing in the hall at school, surrounded by a gaggle of admiring students.
Tori in an elegant dress, wielding a chainsaw and splattered with demon ichor.
Angeline Ball
Moira waiting tables, looking very cute and business-like.
Moira in the library at Martense, pulling an ancient book off the shelf.
Moira in the woods at night, wearing a flannel nightgown and bunny slippers.
Christina Applegate
Anne in SCA garb with longsword, "getting Medieval" on Russell Barrows.
Anne in the hallway at school arguing with Assistant Principal Teatart.
Anne in front of a computer, with rows of computer code reflected in her eyes.
Anonymous Goth Guy
Kevin sitting in a circle with Cora and Juanita, all of them holding hands, as a glowing ball of light bursts forth from an open book and speeds off.
Kevin with his family's "pet" raven on his shoulder, feeding it bits of bread.
Kevin exchanging spells in magical combat with the Dark Druid.
Christian Slater
Joshua, doing flips, forwards, backwards, and then sticks the landing when he finishes.
Joshua palming coins and making them dance over his knuckles.
Joshua dancing with Cora in the basement of the Kittens' party house.
and Peter Davidson as Hartsdale
Hartsdale with a horrified look on his face as he unwraps his Christmas gift.
Hartsdale surrounded by dusty tomes and manuscripts, brow furrowed in concentration.
Hartsdale wearing padded gloves as Sam practices her punches.
Sam working on her sword-work with Erik and Anne.
Britta's sword-work (very flashy) with vampires going "poof!"
Twisted Sister flying over the cliff at High Acre.
And the final image: an aerial view of Solomon, MA (as shown on the main page) with an overlay of Sam frowning and a vampire's "game-face" (snarling) in opposite profile.