Nerf Herder's theme song, with flash-images of the following (text shown on the screen in italics):

Slaying Solomon

Sam and her father working on a car together.

Erik and Joshua playing beach volleyball with college girls on spring break.

Sam practicing her sword-work with Erik and Anne.

Sam, Erik and Drew holding crossbows. Sam kicks down the door of the Paradise Theater, glass shatters in slo-mo.

Starring Katie Smith

Sam hiking in the woods by Joshua's cabin in New York.

Sam and Drew dancing at Sadie Hawkins.

Sam diving across the stage at the Paradise Theater, blazing away with pistols two-handed, John Woo style.

Ilan Mitchell-Smith

A vampire collapsing to reveal Drew standing triumphantly behind him with defibrillator paddles.

Drew (as Donovan) fighting Dracula.

Drew getting kneed in the groin by Pandora.

Katie Holmes

Tori in an elegant dress, wielding a chainsaw and splattered with demon ichor.

Tori driving, with sword out the window, bearing down on a vampire biker.

The Mars Orb sinking into Tori's hand and a flush of energy rushing up her arm, leaving tanned skin in its wake.

Christian Slater

Joshua, doing flips, forwards, backwards, and then sticks the landing when he finishes.

Joshua and Tori dancing in front of the bonfire on spring break.

Joshua, sword in one hand, swinging on a rope like Errol Flynn.

Karl Urban

Erik in a classroom at Columbia, sketching a voodoo vever.

Erik frantically trying to close a magical portal as a rain of coffee mugs fly through it and shatter against the walls of the rec room in the basement of the Paradise Theater.

Erik on his snowboard, decapitating an ice demon.

Anonymous Goth Guy

Kevin holding hands with Cora and Juanita, as a glowing ball of light bursts forth from an open book and speeds off.

Kevin, doing research in his parents' library, with his raven on its perch in the corner.

Kevin casting a spell, splattering Medusa guts all over himself and Erik.

Max von Sydow

Michael in 16th-century scale mail armor battling demon guards at Dracula's castle.

Michael standing at the blackboard in his classroom, with the word "vampires" written on the blackboard behind him. The student members of Slayer Club are sitting in the front row, Drew with his hand raised.

Michael smashing a mall information sign over the head of a vampire.

and Peter Davidson as Hartsdale

Hartsdale surrounded by dusty tomes and manuscripts, brow furrowed in concentration.

Hartsdale playing mini-golf, staring at the windmill in intense concentration as he lines up his shot.

Hartsdale driving a stake into Britta's chest.

Sam and Tori fighting vampires in a snowy High Acre cemetery.

Blackwolf looking up from a meal of drunken frat boy, to see Slayer Club confronting her.

Sam fencing with Bathory.

Britta in full hellgoddess form, throwing Sam into a wall.

And the final image: an aerial view of Solomon, MA (as shown on the location page) with an overlay of Sam's face (in profile, frowning) and a vampire's "game-face" (snarling) in opposite profile.