Nerf Herder's theme song, with flash-images of the following (text shown on the screen in italics):

Slaying Solomon

Sam and her father working on a car together.

Erik and Joshua playing beach volleyball with college girls on spring break.

Sam practicing her sword-work with Tori.

Sam, Erik and Drew holding crossbows. Sam kicks down the door of the Paradise Theater, glass shatters in slo-mo.

Starring Katie Smith

Sam in a driver's firesuit posing next to a red Porsche 944.

Sam and Drew dancing in the bowling alley after Prom.

Sam diving across the stage at the Paradise Theater, blazing away with pistols two-handed, John Woo style.

Ilan Mitchell-Smith

A vampire collapsing to reveal Drew standing triumphantly behind him with defibrillator paddles.

Drew pouring over books with Melina.

Drew peering down the barrel of his crossbow, flashlight beam shining out from under it.

Katie Holmes

Tori in an elegant dress, wielding a chainsaw and splattered with demon ichor.

The Mars Orb sinking into Tori's hand and a flush of energy rushing up her arm, leaving tanned skin in its wake.

Tori walking untouched through a burning building, hair blowing behind her, tossing balls of fire from her hands to incinerate nearby vampires.

Karl Urban

Erik working at his forge etching runes into a swrod.

Erik frantically trying to close a magical portal as a rain of coffee mugs fly through it and shatter against the walls of the rec room in the basement of the Paradise Theater.

Erik on his snowboard, decapitating an ice demon.

Christian Slater

Joshua, doing flips, forwards, backwards, and then sticks the landing when he finishes.

Joshua drinking absinthe in a dimly-lit bar.

Joshua in a tuxedo exchanging gunfire with tommy-gun-toting demons in an art gallery.

Emma Watson

Pandora searching through books in the brew pub's library.

Pandora kneeing Drew in the groin.

Pandora sitting cross-legged before a map casting a seeker spell.

and Max von Sydow as Michael Saiyer

Michael in 16th-century scale mail armor battling demon guards at Dracula's castle.

Michael standing at the blackboard in his classroom, with the word "vampires" written on the blackboard behind him. The student members of Slayer Club are sitting in the front row, Drew with his hand raised.

Michael charging into a hail of gunfire at the helm of a gelato cart.

Sam and Tori fighting vampires in a snowy High Acre cemetery.

Blackwolf looking up from a meal of drunken frat boy, to see Slayer Club confronting her.

Drew stretching out his hand holding the Venus Orb with waves of blue energy radiating out from it.

Three Tori-ites in formation throwing battleaxes.

Sam and Drew back-to-back, fencing with a pair of surfer vampires during her Cruciamentum.

Tori sending a blast of fire at a group of robed cultists surrounding a Nazi flag.

And the final image: an aerial view of Solomon, MA (as shown on the location page) with an overlay of Sam's face (in profile, frowning) and a vampire's "game-face" (snarling) in opposite profile.