Nerf Herder's theme song, with flash-images of the following (text shown on the screen in italics):

Slaying Solomon

Sam and her father working on a car together.

Joshua and Cora at a high-school dance.

Sam and Drew playing Tori and Erik in beach volleyball in Jamaica.

Sam and Tori at the front of a huge mob of people in the Sacred Grounds, dancing.

Sam and Drew singing a karaoke duet at Blaire's.

Sam, flanked by Erik and Drew, all holding crossbows. Sam kicks down the door of the Paradise Theater, glass shatters in slo-mo.

Starring Katie Smith

A very young Sam throwing "Twisted Sister" off the cliff at the edge of High Acre Cemetery.

Sam stabbing Bathory in the chest with a knife.

Sam in a fire suit, next to a red Porsche 944.

Sam throwing Anna into a wall.

Sam crouching over Drew's unconscious body, defending him with her axe.

Ilan Mitchell-Smith

Drew in laser tag gear, looking around nervously.

Drew, with a beard and dressed in sixteenth century clothes, fighting Dracula.

Drew threatening a pair of very startled Watchers with a hand grenade.

Drew tasering the Nazi Slayer.

Drew peering down the barrel of his crossbow, flashlight beam shining out from underneath.

Katie Holmes

Tori in an elegant dress, wielding a chainsaw and splattered with demon ichor.

Tori with Vivian, pouring over fashion magazines.

Tori walking untouched through a burning building, hair blowing behind her, tossing balls of fire from her hands to incinerate nearby vampires.

Tori walks along the edge of the Martense campus, checking the perimeter. Her fingers trail along the magic-shield and pale flames flicker.

Tori leading her demonic followers in defense of the Martense library.

Karl Urban

Erik at the Sacred Grounds, sketching in a notebook.

Erik working at his forge etching runes into a sword.

Erik gutting a dragon and getting splattered with entrails.

Erik with an extremely freaked-out look on his face, lying curled up with Gwen.

Erik with gigantic hair fighting a gorgon while blindfolded.

Christian Slater

Joshua doing flips, forwards and backwards, and then sticks the landing when he finishes.

Joshua in a tuxedo exchanging gunfire with tommy-gun-toting demons in an art gallery.

Joshua in a tuxedo scaling the outside of a castle tower.

Joshua leaping over a charging elephant.

Joshua on his dirt bike charging a group of vampires.

Naomie Harris

Juanita and Cora sitting cross-legged facing each other, casting a spell.

Juanita and Stephie facing off in the high school hallway, glaring at each other.

Juanita, looking particularly hot, using the power of the Venus Orb to command Erik and Joshua to do her bidding.

Juanita and Erik dancing at the Sacred Grounds.

Juanita shooting Gwen with a crossbow from her hospital bed.

Emma Watson

Pandora kneeing Drew in the groin.

Pandora searching through books in the brew pub's library.

Pandora sitting cross-legged before a map casting a seeker spell.

Pandora standing on a ledge, holding a potion and making body language letters, YMCA-style.

and Max von Sydow as Michael Saiyer

Michael fighting skeletons in a mist-filled Solomon High parking lot.

Michael in 16th-century scale mail armor battling demon guards at Dracula's castle.

Michael standing at the blackboard in his classroom, with the word "vampires" written on the blackboard behind him. The student members of Slayer Club are sitting in the front row, Drew with his hand raised.

Michael charging into a hail of gunfire at the helm of a gelato cart.

Michael fighting a priest and a nun in Central Park.

A vampire collapsing into dust to reveal Drew standing behind it holding a pair of defibrilator paddles.

Sam, Drew, and Erik fighting a horde of Kitty-clones.

Erik and Kevin casting a blast of magical energey that blows out several (load-bearing) walls of the Orchards.

Juanita throwing bolts of fire past Sam, Drew, Tori, and Joshua into a wall of onrushing vampires.

Sam and Drew back-to-back, fencing with a pair of surfer vampires during her Cruciamentum.

Tori sending a blast of fire at a group of robed cultists surrounding a Nazi flag.

Drew stretching out his hand holding the Venus Orb with waves of blue energy radiating out from it.

Drew, in boxers, shakily holding a sword on Sam, also in her night-clothes, and in game-face.

Sam, Drew, Tori, Erik, and Joshua (with an assualt rifle) sneaking through a darkened museum.

Three Tori-ites in formation throwing battleaxes.

Sam, Michael, and Tori fighting a horde of Jaguar warriors.

And the final image: an aerial view of Solomon, MA (as shown on the location page) with an overlay of Sam's face (in profile, frowning) and a vampire's "game-face" (snarling) in opposite profile.