Nerf Herder's theme song, with flash-images of the following (text shown on the screen in italics):

Slaying Solomon

Sam, Drew, Erik, Tori, and Kevin in their swimsuits in the back of a high-powered motorboat.

Sam, drew, Erik, Tori, Kevin, and Joshua walking along a rocky beach.

An angry, yellow-robed cultist, brandishing a wicked-looking knife.

Kevin casting a spell that blows out the front window of the magic shop.

Starring Katie Smith

Sam in her swimsuit, piloting a powerboat.

Sam kneeling before the open door to a castle full of weapons.

Sam firing a flaming crossbow bolt into the night.

Ilan Mitchell-Smith

Drew sitting in a canoe with Sam out on the lake.

Drew pushing open a secret passage.

Drew battling a sword-wielding cultist.

Karl Urban

Erik waterskiing out on the lake.

Erik examining an old watercolor painting.

Erik climbing a ruined tower.

Katie Holmes

Tori sunbathing on the deck of a motorboat.

Tori creeping through the woods at night.

Tori with her sword out, fighting with a vampire dressed like one of the kids from Scooby Doo.

Anonymous Goth Guy

Kevin in his black swimsuit on the deck of a powerboat.

Kevin browsing through a library.

Kevin firing off a spell at a yellow-robed cultist.

and Christian Slater as Joshua

Joshua helping set out a sumptuous meal.

Joshua rolling his eyes as he gets lectured by his brother.

Joshua sighting down the barrel of a pistol.

A red-eyed, animated Uncle Sam mannequin, advancing menacingly.

A dark castle rising out of a moonlit lake.

A ball of light exploding in waves of energy, sending ranks of robed cultists staggering to their knees.

And the final image: an aerial view of the island with an overlay of Sam frowning and a red-robed cultist in opposite profile.