Nerf Herder's theme song, with flash-images of the following (text shown on the screen in italics; instead of the usual gothic-type font, this uses a more modern, angular font):
Slaying Solomon
Sam, Drew, Erik, Tori, and Michael posing in front of a roadside stand selling lawn gnomes.
Drew, Erik, and Joshua watching Norwegian girls sunbathing on the shore of a lake.
Tori and Erik ogling weapons in the Tower of London.
Sam kicking in a set of wooden double doors, flanked by Tori and Drew.
Starring Katie Smith
Sam in a driver's firesuit posing next to a red Porsche 944.
Sam sparring with Ada and Daniel Wong.
Sam reaching out with her hand, trying to TK her sword out of the hands of a huge blond cultist.
Ilan Mitchell-Smith
Drew talking with Sam, animatedly gesturing around the courtyard of Dracula's castle.
Drew brushing up against a wall of bones and collapsing.
Drew aiming a pistol at a Nazi commando.
Katie Holmes
Tori window shopping on the streets of London.
Tori crawling through the innards of the HMS Belfast.
Tori concentrating deeply as she prepares to throw a dart.
Karl Urban
Erik dancing with a punk girl in a London club.
Erik dressed in medieval clothing walking through the tents of a Medieval Faire.
Erik hiding behind a pile of rocks and lobbing a hand grenade.
Christian Slater
Joshua drinking absinthe in a dimly-lit bar.
Joshua chasing a vampire through a darkened tunnel.
Joshua tackling a priest and both of them falling from a catwalk halfway off a cathedral dome.
and Max von Sydow as Michael Sayier
Michael with his brow furrowed in concentration as he prepares to cast a spell.
Michael fighting with a vampire in a dungeon cell.
Michael charging into a hail of gunfire at the helm of a gelato cart.
Tori, Erik, and Joshua fighting vampires in a catacomb.
Sam, Drew, and Tori diving for cover behind a pile of rocks as machine gun bullets sweep the ground above them.
Sam grappling with a Nazi cultist in a torchlit room.
Tori sending a blast of fire at a group of robed cultists surrounding a Nazi flag.
And the final image: looking up at a moonlight castle on a crag with an overlay of Sam's face (in profile, frowning) and a Nazi (snarling) in opposite profile, with the words "Slaying Solomon" superimposed over it. The letters slowly fade out, leaving only the initials: SS.