Nerf Herder's theme song, with flash-images of the following (text shown on the screen in italics):
Slaying Solomon
Sam and her father posing in front of a Porche 944 at the Neurberg Ring.
Joshua flirting with the girls in a French tour group.
Slayer Club in a jeep, bouncing through the veldt.
Sam, her father, Drew, Tori, Erik, Jaunita, and Joshua climbing the trail up Mt. Kilimanjaro.
Starring Katie Smith
Sam and her father sharing a pair of binoculars as they look at a pride of lions in the distance.
Sam sitting cross-legged in meditation with a meerkat on her head.
Sam stalking someone around a jeep.
Ilan Mitchell-Smith
A vampire collapsing to reveal Drew standing triumphantly behind him with defibrillator paddles.
Drew lying on the ground with a baboon going through his pockets.
Drew creeping through the bush at night.
Karl Urban
Erik leaping and sliding down from the summit of Mt. Kilimanjaro.
Erik running out of a tent in boxer shorts.
Erik and Juanita sitting in their tent in the light of a glow-stick, working on a spell.
Christian Slater
Joshua carefully setting up his fancy camera equipment.
Joshua posing in his boxers in front of the sign at the summit of Mt. Kilimanjaro.
Joshua leaping over an elephant.
Merrin Dungey
Juanita standing up through the sunroof of a jeep, holding a camera.
Juanita in her tent, leaning across a ritual circle, kissing Erik.
Juanita standing in the dark, her pupils suddenly turning slitted.
and Katie Holmes as Tori
Tori modeling a safari outfit in a Paris botique.
Tori holding a stick with a burning marshmallow on the end.
Tori leaping out of the darkness on a man holding a rifle.
A group of men in uniform milling around the remains of a dead elephant.
A faint cat-like shape moving quickly through the darkness.
A giant hippo(?) rearing out of a swampy lake and falling back in with a giant belly flop.
A herd of elephants charging out of the darkness.
And the final image: an aerial view of Mount Kilimanjaro with an overlay of Sam's face (in profile, frowning) and an angry-looking man in a safari outfit in opposite profile.